One Opinion To Rule Them all
Sam Larsen
Staff Writer
Those people who dress up as hobbits and clone troopers for the opening night of my favorite movies. They ruin it for the “normal” fans like me. That’s why everyone makes fun of us-- those dudes that dress up as elves and orcs and Yodas and, yeah...Ron Burgandy...and...yeah...stuff. I mean, everyone KNOWS that Middle Earth is real (it’s my happy place when I feel scared). And everyone KNOWS that Star Wars happened-- A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away (duh). Which begs the questions: Why aren’t more kids named “Anakin”? Why doesn’t anyone get my joke when I say “are too” (R2...get it? R2 D2?...funny, huh?) And, seriously, we have a date that is way super cool: May 4th (May the Fourth Be With You...not March 3rd, Pi Day, 3.14...sorry Harp). I actually have the “One Ring” too. It came in my Risk game. I wear it at home and my wife can’t see me (but my cats can, what’s up with that?). I’ve got a 12-sided die. I’ve got a Dungeon Master’s Guide...I’m cool...really...